Dad considered calling Mr. Wolf to fix the problem of my bad haircut, but he instead called up his favorite Spaniard, Maria Jose, who fixed my hair up right in no time.
I love the song "Morning After Dark" by Timbaland and Nelly. And when I'm riding in the car with Mommy, I want to listen to their duet over and over and over and over and over and over again.
After Mommy watered the garden, I saw thick, oozy mud. I couldn't go over it. I couldn't go under it. I had to go through it. Squelch squerch! Squelch squerch!
That's me on the left, looking around at all the people I'm going to antagonize during the first act of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Circus. On the right, that's me putting on the greatest meltdown on earth after dad made us go home during intermission because of the way I was behaving.